Donald Trump has long been denying any knowledge or involvement into the findings of U.S. Intelligence agencies that Russia did indeed interfere with the presidential election in November, possibly causing a very different result than what the American people actually wanted. Based on Hillary’s substantial lead in the popular vote, there’s no doubt that she should have won.
But, now, Cheeto Hitler seems to have found new information. He announced on New Year’s Eve, that he will let us know this stunning revelation on Tuesday or Wednesday.
The New York Times reports:
Speaking to a handful of reporters outside his Palm Beach, Fla., club, Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Trump cast his declaration of doubt as an effort to seek the truth.
“I just want them to be sure because it’s a pretty serious charge. If you look at the weapons of mass destruction, that was a disaster, and they were wrong. So I want them to be sure. I think it’s unfair if they don’t know.”
“And I know a lot about hacking. And hacking is a very hard thing to prove. So it could be somebody else. And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation.”
How Trump can possibly say he knows “a lot about hacking,” more than the CIA even, is laughable! The man claims to never use a computer, he says he doesn’t know how to email, and even if none of that is actually true, which is highly likely, we do know at the very least that he’s barely literate because we’ve seen evidence of that on his Twitter page countless times.
But don’t worry, because when Trump isn’t sending messages via special courier or perhaps, the Pony Express, he has a new adviser who knows many things, ALL things about computers — his 10-year-old son, Barron.
“I don’t care what they say, no computer is safe. I have a boy who’s 10 years old; he can do anything with a computer.”
I don’t know about you, but I’m not very comfortable with Trump citing his 10-year-old as a computer expert. I’m sure the kid knows a lot — my own was writing code when he was eight — but this in no way makes him qualified to be helping out his dad with government business, and Trump is a horrible father to be exploiting his boy to the media in such a way.
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