On Sunday, Donald Trump’s morning toilet tweet contained perhaps his dumbest attack on Hillary Clinton yet. Allegedly, that evil woman Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party.
“Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude?” Trump tweeted. “Unfair to Bernie!”
Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 25, 2017
Now, you may need to get your bearings after learning that Clinton — a Democrat — “colluded” with her own party, so here’s a picture of a cute kitty napping for you to stare at.
Now that your shock has worn off…
This, of course, was Trump’s latest attempt to distract from his own collusion with Vladimir Putin, whom the CIA says directly ordered his goons to install The Donald in the Oval Office through a massive propaganda and hacking campaign that we now know included the altering of voter databases.
Pretty much everyone surrounding Trump — including his children — has incredibly suspicious connections to Russia — but, hey, Clinton worked with members of her own party to win the nomination which is totally just as bad as working with Russia to subvert our democracy…right?
Naturally, Americans once again banded together to inform Trump that he is the dumbest human on the planet:
You realize you are the only one under investigation between you and Hillary…right?
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 25, 2017
To be fair to Trump, distinction betwn allegations of pol working w/a US political party & one working with a foreign enemy is a subtle one
— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) June 25, 2017
Clearly, you don’t know what those words mean.
— John de Guzmán (@johndeguzman) June 25, 2017
This is not a line of defense you want to pursue, Donald. You sound like a five year old trying to justify your petty actions.
— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) June 25, 2017
You colluded with Russia to win the election, which is treason Donny… you also lie to the American people on an hourly basis.
— SCROTUS (@_NotFakeNews_) June 25, 2017
It’s remarkable that you can find a way to equate the DNC to Russia
— Impeach Donald Trump (@Impeach_D_Trump) June 25, 2017
Are you admitting to collusion? I can’t keep track anymore of everything you crazily admit on twitter/Fox.
— Alex Leo (@AlexMLeo) June 25, 2017
In which our president equates Bernie Sanders with Vladimir Putin.
— Bill Shapiro (@Bill_Shapiro) June 25, 2017
Come on man, are you a 4 year old or a president of the United States?
— Noam Galai (@ngalai) June 25, 2017
I keep reading this tweet and the absolute idiocy and weirdness just blows my mind. You’re unwell dude. Your brain is mush.
— Reverend Matty (@reverendmatty) June 25, 2017
So HRC colluded with her own party. That does not mean you can collude with the Russians. It’s not apples to apples.
— Jaime Primak (@JaimePrimak) June 25, 2017
He must go back to “making America great” instead of attacking Hillary all the time
— Luke Waltham (@lukewaltham) June 25, 2017
Hahaha. Holy fuck. This is what you’re thinking about? Idiot.
— Reverend Matty (@reverendmatty) June 25, 2017
“Is she allowed to so collude” is English still your first language or is this a Russian translation
— Night Mists (@Nitemists) June 25, 2017
That’s completely different than colluding with a foreign country to attack our democracy.
— Bryce (@redbryce1) June 25, 2017
What is wrong with you???
— NatalieWolf (@nataliewolf) June 25, 2017
I think that you should stop tweeting. You have written your own Articles of Impeachment this last week, and we have public confessions!
— James H Koon (@JamesHKoon54) June 25, 2017
Your campaign colluded with Russians. Why you complaining about dem party ? Don’t you have anything to do ? Ask Pres vlad P what to do
— Michelle (@catvetmichelle) June 25, 2017
Could you be more stupid?At least pretend to have reasoning & critical thinking skills. The World laughs at you. You bring shame on USA.♀️
— The Skeptical Writer (@skepticalwriter) June 25, 2017
How can you collude with your own party to beat someone in your same party????? Go back to bed, you definitely need more sleep!
— Life’s a Beach (@dmnordby) June 25, 2017
For God’s sake! STOP whining! Very unpresidential! SAD!!!
— Jeanne Rhodes-Moen (@jeannius) June 25, 2017
By this analogy, you’re saying you’re in the Russian party.
— All Praise the Orb (@Danofran) June 25, 2017
— Fight 4 Democracy (@TMDILL1) June 25, 2017
When will Republicans man/woman up and initiate impeachment proceedings? At this point, Trump has done nothing but provide evidence that he is a traitor. It’s time for him to leave or be forced to leave.
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