Has Mike Pence finally gone completely insane? During a recent speech at the National Student Leadership Conference, Vice President* Mike Pence told our nation’s future leaders to be just like Trump.
Strangely, he didn’t mean that they should be walking, talking, perpetual embarrassments who brag about sexually harassing women and commit treason.
“I truly believe that to reflect humility is to approach leadership every day as a learner and as a listener,” Pence said, adding that they should — like Trump — exercise “discipline” and “self-control.”
If you’re laughing right now, you’re not alone. Trump is anything but humble. He has zero self-control. He doesn’t listen to anyone (not even his own lawyers whose job it is to protect him during the probe into his administration’s collusion with Russia).
Pence’s words describe a man who is the exact opposite of The Donald, and Americans are collectively laughing at the level of delusion it takes to think otherwise:
— Greg Nisall (@gregnisall) July 14, 2017
Pence: Leaders should be humble, exercise self-control https://t.co/Ceua4TkuFG LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂LOL😂
— Cheryl (@cherylo64) July 15, 2017
Can’t stop laughing. You CANNOT make this shit up. When we make movies about the Great Calamity, half will be comedies.
— Jami (@jamiblakeley108) July 12, 2017
Yeah, Trump is simply the picture of humility and self-control.
(Has Pence been drinking kerosene?)
— TenaciousEye (@TenaciousEye) July 12, 2017
He could have literally said anything else in the entire English language And made more sense.. Apple danger Kumquat… see
— Benedict Donald (@BillysAdvocate) July 12, 2017
Trump can’t even spell “humble,” @VP. Get real.
— Cassie (@snarkysnowqueen) July 12, 2017
Can someone tell Pence that Botox should never be inserted into the brain.
— Ana Banana (@ana_luvs_TWD) July 12, 2017
“Be humble”, “have a character people respect” like Trump? Does Pence have a secret desire to be a comedian? Hey @TheOnion – are you hiring?
— Mark Bent (@bebento) July 13, 2017
He is kidding, right?
— Donna Saitta (@richdonru) July 13, 2017
I… that… what?
Are you fucking kidding me?
— Sounds Like Kira⚧ (@CiaraTheBraid) July 12, 2017
Humble lmao Pence is one messed up lunatic
— Guinevere Leigh (@LeighGuinevere) July 14, 2017
Looks like someone has been in the sacrificial wine….
— Angela V (@AngelaV06992228) July 13, 2017
Did they legalize LSD or is pence having A PSYCHOTIC BREAK
— Joseph (@morpheuswaking) July 12, 2017
Is Pence joking? If he is, we’re still waiting for the punchline. Is he crazy? Well, we are talking about a guy who calls his wife “Mother.”
This entire administration is completely nuts. It’s time for Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment, resign, and convince the next eleven or so people in the line of succession to do the same.
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