The Christian right is fighting every day to save our children from moral decay. They’ve fought against the myth of evolution, the horror of sex-ed and birth control, the abhorrence of equality and the filth that are the poor and the hungry. They won’t back down, believing that our lives are better off with them in the wheelhouse deciding what’s right and wrong.
A woman in Maryland is the latest recipient of God’s wrath. Her crime is inexcusable, according to her morally superior Christian neighbors, and if she doesn’t fix it, they will have to take further action.
Julie Baker, you see, has rainbows in her yard. Yes, that’s right…rainbows. Cover your children’s eyes and don’t look directly at them lest ye be turned to a pillar of salt. Julie has homemade decorative lanterns in fabulous rainbow colors that spell out the words “love” and “ohana, which is Hawaiian for “family.”
She can’t be allowed to get away with it. Think of the children.
That’s exactly what one of her loving Christian neighbors did when they typed out a letter to Baker and rolled it up under her door handle:
So there, you relentlessly gay heathen. Baker, who identifies herself as bisexual, told Addicting Info what the letter meant to her:
I decided that ‘relentless’ means the same thing as ‘shameless’ and I will NOT sit down and be ashamed of myself.
Well it will be her own darned fault when that neighbor does call the police and she’s arrested for endangering a child with pretty colors and displaying extraordinarily good taste in lawn decorations.
As if the lanterns weren’t enough, the crazy supporters of this demon worshiper have responded to her request for donations so she can put even MORE rainbows in and around her yard. Before long the citizens of this good Christian neighborhood will probably have to either kill her with Godly weaponry or burn her out with the flames of the true Christ.
Baker’s GoFundMe has reached nearly $15K. That money could have been donated to a good Christian family in need of a month’s pay after being boycotted for not catering to gay folk. It could have gone to fundamentalist Christians to protect their families. Instead this woman will get to use it to teach young people how to be gay by painting things eight different colors:
I opened my door, and found a note from my neighbor. Regarding a set of rainbow jar solar lights hanging in my yard that spell out “Love” and “Ohana”. They informed me that the neighborhood is “christian” and has “children” and asked me to stop being “relentlessly gay”….
Needless to say… I need more rainbows… Many, many more rainbows….
So, I am starting this fundraiser so I can work to make my Home even More “relentlessly gay” If we go high enough, I will see if I can get a Rainbow Roof!
Because my invisible relentlessly gay rainbow dragon should live up there in style!
Put simply, I am a widow and the mother of four children, my youngest in high school and I WILL NOT Relent to Hatred. Instead, I will battle it with whimsy and beauty and laughter and love, wrapped around my home, yard and family!!!
Thanks for your relentlessly gay support!
She will not relent to hatred? This is the Christian right she’s up against. She hasn’t seen anything yet.