‘You Have No I-D-E-A!’: Privileged B.C. Woman Goes Nuts After Barely Missing Ferry (VIDEO)

(Image courtesy of WikiMedia)

The Facebook page Spotted in Victoria has certainly spotted something all right.

Early Monday afternoon the page posted a video currently going viral around the Internet of an unidentified woman in British Columbia flipping her lid over missing her intended ferry. She’s not just losing her sh*t over being informed she cannot make the ferry – she’s printing it on milk cartons and calling an Amber Alert over it. Her sh*t is gone, and by the looks of it, one has to wonder if it will be coming back.

Spotted in Victoria states the following in its “About” section:

This happens to all of us. As we continue going through our everyday lives, we spot many things; situations, people, scenarios, etc. This page is designed to provide a method for you to reveal your ‘spottings’ in Victoria to the entire community.

We reserve the right to not post any particular message, with or without reason. Also, due to the sheer volume of messages that we receive, it’s impossible to post all of them. Because there is a limit to how many we can post, please don’t be offended if your message is not posted. If you feel that a post has been targeted towards you and you feel uncomfortable about it, or simply do not want it posted (for any reason), just send us a message, and it will be removed immediately.

As the video clearly shows below, the woman can be seen stomping away from the kiosk, furious for being denied passage on the ferry, venting all the way to the exit as she screams like a defeated tween:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA! YOU HAVE NO I-D-E-A!

As she reaches the exit she yells:

FIVE F*CKING MINUTES!

Fortunately for this woman, her identity is rather obscured in the video. Hopefully that means the post is in no danger of being removed by Spotted in Victoria after receiving an angry or embarrassed email from someone furiously typing, “YOU HAVE NO IDEA!”

No, we don’t. Perhaps this woman has a lot going on in her life. Or perhaps she is simply one of the entitled masses we’re always hearing so much about. We don’t know, and we can’t see her face, so chances of any of our laughter getting back to her and affecting her private life even more are pretty slim. No, now she’s just one of the thousands of anonymous people online left to their own infamy for our parasitic laughter. And with no harm done, we can sit back at home or the office (so long as you are wearing headphones) and have a good laugh at someone else’s expense without any harm done.

Ah… the glories of the Internet, eh? Let’s hope this woman has a better day tomorrow.

Featured image: via WikiMedia

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  • http://FreakoutNation.com/ Anomaly 100

    LULZ.

  • Larry Mann

    I wonder what she does when something REALLY goes wrong?,,, like when she has to go to her 5th grade class,, or something really bad like that?

  • greenman_11

    How is this funny? How do you know she’s “privileged”? What if this missed ferry means a missed job which means a missed house payment which means foreclosure which means homelessness? How do you know? To quote the lady, you have no idea. May you never find yourself in a panic as deep as she’s obviously feeling.

    • Minneapolis guy

      If she was one missed ferry away from homelessness then maybe she should have made sure she was on time to the ferry? Why should the ferry workers risk their jobs Breaking rules for her because she didn’t plan ahead?

      • greenman_11

        Did I suggest the ferry workers do anything other than they did? No. Not suggesting they break any rules or give anyone special treatment. Again, assumption where there is no information. What if she did plan ahead but got a flat tire? All we see here is an extraordinary response to a situation most of us think we would handle better. Part of why things are so screwed up in this world is we have become a race that chooses to scorn instead of sympathize. When it’s your turn, may you be treated better.

        • susan yakimovich

          maybe there was a family emergency and she got a last minute call and had to race down there, maybe her child was in the hospital…just saying it could have been something so important that she was already on an emotional edge and this just pushed her over…. or she is a spoiled brat

    • Kenneth Henderson

      This is the BC ferries. I’ve traveled on them plenty and if she had reserved (and been on time) she would’ve made the boat. Is she privileged? Probably not, but if she knows BC then she knows the ferries. This is her own doing, and I very much doubt they let her catch the next boat either. (Because of her shenanigans she probably had to wait until the next day. This little “episode” could be seen as threatening behavior.)

  • Mark R. DeMist

    How could you not laugh loud and long at that. Getting her even more riled up would have been great.

    • greenman_11

      Heartless ass.

    • Kenneth Henderson

      I thought it was funny too. And yea I think she is privileged. (The BC ferries are not cheap!) She must live in Kitsilano or Yaletown. ;)

  • John Cross

    A lot more scary than funny. Good thing she wasn’t armed.

    • Kenneth Henderson

      This is BC (Victoria) no less. Unless she’s from Esqualmault, she wouldn’t be armed. (Or if this happened in Alberta, or the Prairies, then yes they’re would be a high chance she would be armed, however the Prairies are land-locked so……)

  • 2Smart2bGOP

    Hmmm……maybe if it were SO important for her to be on that ferry, she should have left home a little earlier, huh?

  • Kenneth Henderson

    What a temper tantrum! If there was a competition for temper tantrums, she’d win gold.

    As for her missing the ferry, suck it up buttercup. You can always catch the first boat tomorrow morning. (I highly doubt they let her on any boat after that “episode”. If security was called, they probably told her to get a room and take a much needed nap!)