Texas Ammosexuals Re-Enact Charlie Hebdo Massacre With ‘Armed Civilian’ Scenario — Results Are The Same (VIDEO)

100 percent of the time, the 'armed civilian' "dies" in the scenario.

While you were perusing garage sales or knocking off items from your ‘To-Do’ list this weekend, a Texas gun rights group was re-enacting the massacre that occurred at the office of satirical publication Charlie Hebdo in Paris last week, only this time they set out to prove if just one of the staff members had been armed more lives could have been saved.

Hey — at least they’re finally showing interest in science!

The group called, The Truth about Guns, recreated the Charlie Hebdo office and members took turns playing the ‘armed civilian’ and the ‘attackers’ with paintball guns.

Needless to say, they couldn’t prove their hypothesis to be correct. The ‘armed civilian’ was shot before they could take out both attackers in every scenario. In only one scenario did the armed civilian make it out of the “attack” alive — when he ran away from the shooters.

Linda Cruz, a volunteer, told CBS-DFW:

He started shooting – and I started shooting.

Cruz did not make it out “alive.”

Another volunteer, Parks Matthews said:

[I] still got killed, but did better than I thought I would.

However, despite the evidence that pulling a weapon results in death 100 percent of the time in this scenario, it did not deter this ammosexual from wanting to fight an attacker in a real life scenario.

He said:

If I’m in a movie theater and someone pulls a gun, what am I going to do? I know now I’m not gonna just fall on my kids and protect them, I need to advance on the threat.

Authorities say that’s exactly what he should do — if he can’t run away. While every situation is different, in one such as the Hebdo attacks, the gunmen have larger weapons, the element of surprise and bloodlust on their side. Fighting the attacker should come as a last resort when a person cannot run, hide or play dead.

Here is another simulation that shows pulling a weapon on an attacker is not a great idea:

According to these Texan right-wingers if their hypothesis is incorrect, who cares!? Second Amendment ya’ll! Pow-pow!

H/T: Raw Story | Photo: CBS-DFW

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  • Terri Hemker

    I keep telling folks who are so crazy about their guns that, without the proper training, and the constant practice, as police officers and the military undergo, these idiots won’t be able to clear their holsters in time to do anyone any good. They’re also more likely to hit an innocent bystander or shoot themselves or a wall than to hit the bad guy. You can’t learn to use a gun properly just by shooting beer cans off the back fence with your buddy Billy Bob.

  • John M

    Great story. The only problem is how they describe “police training”. They make it seem like cops are training all the time and that’s just not the case. Yes, certain cops (ESU, SWAT etc.) do go through constant training. But most do not. And that’s part of the problem with the recent uptick in cops shooting people. They have some training, but not nearly enough.

    • AversaS

      I didn’t see anything in there about police training…

      • John M

        Did you watch the video. They mentioned it every other sentence.

  • John Cross

    Sorry to sound stupid, but weren’t two of the victims armed policemen?

    • AversaS

      Most police throughout Europe do not carry guns.

      • Adamant

        And that means what?

  • John Cross

    Lets see… armed man comes in room and you pull out a gun. Guess who they shoot first?

  • Toby Nixon

    Well, you can have all the Scenario’s you want. I have 12 justified homicides, two were with a gun. I blew them a new Hole. If I had waited for the police, everyone else would be dead, I would be dead, I am alive. So stop trying to make excuses for cowards. Am I a gun nut? No, I don’t even have one. Do I think that being Passive in a situation is better than not having a gun? Bullshit. That whole, If I give up, it’ll be easier on me… Bullshit, just keep licking your own asshole and saying it’s right and everyone will lick it too?

    • Rick Derris

      You went on the internet to brag about how tough you are?

      LOL!