How about a little weekend break from politics?
If you’re old enough to remember the movie Crazy People with Dudley Moore you’ll remember laughing at the ridiculously “honest” ad campaigns he came up with.
The website HonestSlogans.com takes that concept to the next level, using modern company logos and attaching hilariously honest slogans to them.
Here are the 20 best ‘honest ad’ slogans:
She means well, she really does. But damn is she annoying.
Actually, PBR may be a little bit better.
Particularly useful if you’re playing the “Duggar Drinking Game.“
Don’t forget the tweezers to pull the little cotton ball out when it gets stuck!
I’ll pay a lot more to avoid going to WalMart
Anything is better than Axe.
If you’ve ever paid for Google squad’s service you know just how accurate this is.
All the fashion you need, guaranteed not to change for another 20 years.
Seventeen flavors that all taste the same! Plus ham and cheese.
And bloggers 🙂
I have 436 of them in a junk drawer in case this stuff starts falling apart.
I’d rather spend the four bucks on a king size Chunky and an Arizona iced tea.
I weren’t drunking that many and now I was hungry.
I’m still looking for season three of Breaking Bad.
Martha Quinn would roll over in her grave if she were dead.
The world’s highest cable TV prices meets the world’s worst customer service.
If you remember Dudley Moore in Crazy People you might just feel the need for one.
Do your symptoms include involuntary breathing and blinking? You’re probably dying.
Or an unemployed construction worker feeding a family on $29 a week. Did I say no politics?
I’m a man and I feel like sh*t when I walk by.
And now for an added bonus:
We lean so far left we almost fall over
And the truth shall set you free!
All images courtesy of HonestSlogans.com