10 Funny Things More Electable Than Donald Trump (IMAGES)


For quite some time, Billionaire entrepreneur and King of Bankruptcy Donald Trump has been teasing the political comedy gods with a potential presidential run. He spent most of 2011 and 2012 demanding that President Obama show him his long form birth certificate, because he’s the Donald and you’re not. And, when he wasn’t doing that, he was spending time on the Senate floor NBC, doing the highly qualified presidential work of firing Gary Busey, the guy who gets his wisdom from a sea shell. He’s also shown that he can be just as burnt orange as House Speaker John Boehner, which means he clearly understands the intricacies of governance. Obviously the nation is simply clamoring for cheaper tanning bed rates and there’s no more coveted vote than the Snookie demographic.

But it seems that thing on his head finally went to his head, as the Donald is now an official Republican (or “Trumplican”) entrant in the 2016 Presidential Race. Since anyone with a fully functioning cerebral cortex (maybe excluding Fox News) clearly knows that a majority of the gazillion Republicans running for president are doing it solely to sell books and increase name recognition. But since there’s little to no evidence indicating that Donald Trump knows how to read, it’s palpably clear that this is just his biggest publicity stunt to date. Nobody takes him seriously and nobody should, which is why I decided to identify 10 things–ridiculous though they may be–much more electable than Donald Trump.

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1. Wilson (the Soccer Ball from Castaway)

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Image via the FreeRepublic

2. Heather Mills’ Fake Leg

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Image via ProstheticCenterofExcellence

3. Ebola

Image via screen capture from Youtube

Image via screen capture from Youtube

4. Zombie Ronald Reagan

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Image via @ZombieReagan12

5. The Charred Pink Teddy Bear with One Eyeball From Breaking Bad

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Image Via Indiewire.com

6. The AIDS Monkey

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Image via WorldBulletin

7. The Imaginary Barack Obama Chair

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Image via Beliefnet.com

8. Towelie (The Pot Smoking Towel from South Park)

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Iage via Genuis.com

9. Jar-Jar Binks 

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Image via Independent.co.uk

10. An Ugly Christmas Sweater

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Image via oneartsymama.com

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michael hayne headshotedited111 Michael is a comedian/VO artist/Columnist extraordinaire. Follow him on Twitter and Facebook

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