Everyone has seen the “wardrobe malfunction” stories. You find them on sites like TMZ, magazines like InTouch and Star, and occasionally they come across your feed on Facebook or Twitter.
When you delve into the world of politics, however, it doesn’t seem like things such as wardrobe malfunctions should be of much consequence. That’s not necessarily true if your base of readers are sexist right-wingers who believe women are lesser creatures in need of lower pay who should have their bodies regulated and in a perpetual state of mini-skirt.
One of the bastions of those boneheads is Mr. Conservative. The extremist right-wing blog that reports absolutely zero news, pushes every piece of propaganda the right sells and continues to spread the lies about the Obama administration years after they’re debunked, has a secret cash-cow: the wardrobe malfunction.
According to the website calculator, NetValuator.com, Mr. Conservative earns somewhere in the area of $30,000 a month. Not too shabby for a rag that is still calling the president a Kenyan.
The average article on the site is about 60 words long, which is about 50 words more than their base will read. When you look at a website, you can tell which stories are bringing in the page views by the comments. The more comments, the more people who actually read all the way to the bottom.
I was a bit surprised to come across an article about Megyn Kelly of Fox News, (if you can call 37 words an article), that had a video attached with more than a million views. Here’s the “report” in all its glory:
This quick clip shows Fox News host Megyn Kelly suffer a sexy wardrobe malfunction on live television.
Watch as Kelly uncrosses her legs, giving a cameraman an upskirt shot that surely reveals way more than she intended!
A “sexy” wardrobe malfunction. I decided to do a simple search, and what I found was absolutely abhorrent. This worthless rag has three full pages of Google results on the term “wardrobe malfunction.” Every time a Fox News actress has a mishap, they’re all over it. Whenever a guest on a talk show un-crosses her legs, they call her “amazingly sexy” in an article with a headline that includes things like “HUMILIATING Wardrobe Malfunction.”
Some woman was humiliated on live television, on some conservative talk show or an episode of Fox News, which makes her fair game for these ignoramuses to belittle, using slow-motion replays and close-ups to encourage the idiots who follow them to salivate and click on, you guessed it, the ads for sexy singles in their area.
No, I won’t be re-posting any of the images or videos, because those women have been through enough. Many do speculate that Fox actresses are paid extra to slip up on purpose, but still…We’re in the game of left versus wrong politics. Have you no shame?
Of course they don’t.
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