Watch America’s Dumbest Senator Ted Cruz Give ‘GOP Version’ Of JFK’s Moon Speech (VIDEO)

Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), now that he is in charge of the Senate subcommittee that oversees NASA, want’s to provide “clear, long-term mission objectives to the hard working men and women over at the space agency” as he indicated in the opening remarks of a NASA budget hearing on Thursday.

The Senator used the following rhetoric to drive his message home, inspiring words like:

It is time for man to once again leave the safety of the harbor and further explore the deep uncharted waters of deep space.

Would JFK be impressed? Let’s continue to find out….

Pic via slate.

Pic via slate.

Senator Cruz thinks NASA is spending too much time and money studying Earth, and is neglecting the rest of outer space. Basically, he want’s NASA to get out of the business of studying climate change and “go off into space and do something.”

I would suggest that almost any American would agree that the core function of NASA is to explore space. That’s what inspires little boys and little girls across this country. It’s what sets NASA apart from any agency in the country.

You can thank John F. Kennedy for this. His famous “We choose to go to the moon, not explore boring climate change” speech inspired millions back in the 1960’s when he was trying to lead a national effort to beat the Russians to the moon. It is lauded as one of the greatest speeches of all time. You can watch it HERE.

Cruz is tired of all the “climate change talk” and thinks NASA is losing it way. He wants to provide a new vision.

I am concerned that NASA, in the current environment has lost it’s full focus on that core mission.

This is code for: Why does President Obama’s $18.5 billion budget increase spending for Earth Science research by 41 percent, yet decrease space exploration by 7.6 percent?

NASA Administrator Bolden has quite a different view of what the agency’s role is, however. He told Cruz:

Our core mission from the very beginning has been to investigate, explore space and the Earth environment, and to help make this place better. We can’t go anywhere if the Kennedy Space Center goes underwater and we don’t know why. It is absolutely critical that we understand Earth’s environment because this is the only place that we have to live.

It must be noted that NASA has been fundamental in helping the U.N. International Panel on Climate Change conclude that the increase in greenhouse gas emissions is contributing to the rise in global temperatures. It is working hard on answering other pertinent questions, such as: How much warmer will it eventually get? How will sea level rise progress? What will happen to soil moisture, and therefore agricultural production in a warmer world? These are questions that will benefit everybody.

But, maybe Cruz just doesn’t get it. That, or he really does, but is just too much a puppet for his oil and gas puppet-masters back in Texas to say anything else on the matter. Still - If we can’t understand how our own planet works, how are we going to understand other worlds out in the solar system? This, you would think, would be common sense.

He made himself look like an even bigger idiot when he said:

Science needs to drive NASA’s mission, rather than the political winds of Washington.

Really!? What are you, then?

Ironically, he thought this was a good way to get across his message, but he’s forgetting that he, and other climate change deniers in Washington are the very same political winds that he speaks of.

Watch the Republican version of JFK’s Moon Speech:

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  • U Mad Bro?

    Cruz is an embarrassment. If my cuban relations were still alive they’d be screaming about this goof.

  • Gregg Brennan

    Funny how Texas has America’s Dumbest Senator (Cruz) and America’s Dumbest Representative (Gohmert). Actually it’s probably more sad than funny, as Texas is inflicting both of them on the rest of the country.

    • raysusan49

      *Texass. I should know, I live here. lol lol

    • Jeff Simons

      Cruz isn’t one of ours, he’s Canadian.

  • mirsm

    The sad thing is that he’s really not stupid. He’s really very smart. But he’s also so arrogant that he assumes he knows what he’s talking about when he doesn’t. And even worse — he just doesn’t care about the truth.

    • Sandra Wallace

      Prefect personality traits for today’s congressman

    • joynlife

      Cruz is not stupid. Greedy?. Yes. Narcissistic? Yes. He is following the .01% agenda. Rape this planet of all the resources and profits, and establish a new colony on another planet where only the elite can afford to go. They have long term goals they believe they can manipulate into reality.

      • mojones1

        He is everything you say he is, but his willful ignorance points to stupidity. Why anyone would trust this man is beyond comprehension. Thanks Texas for inflicting this boob on the country. SMH

      • The Reader

        Joynlife: “Establish a new colony on another planet?” So, that’s why he’s so anxious to get the space program concentrating on space again. It’s a wonder someone didn’t recognize his motive long ago. You did. Thanks. lollollol.

  • Ann Marie

    He may be smart, but he has no common sense and he is one big blowhard.

  • TigerFan

    Ted Cruz is the Kim Kardashian of politics. Neither of them know nor care what jokes they are.

  • The Reader

    The hot air coming from the mouth of Ted Cruz, unaided by the cronies who follow this windbag, is probably excelerating the climate change he keeps denying exists.

  • RHRing

    He thinks he is so important.

  • Peter Dugan

    They left out Cruz’s questioning the head of NASA at a Congressional hearing as to why NASA has not planned a manned mission to the Sun and when told that the heat would vaporize the craft and crew Cruz retorted with “We could go at night.”