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      State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
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      Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
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    • Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
      Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
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      Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
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      This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
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      Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
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    • Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
      Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
    • Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
      Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
    • Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
      Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
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    • If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
      If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
    • Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
      Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
    • I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
      I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
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    • BREAKING: Pittsburgh Police Preparing For ‘Riots’ When Trump Fires Mueller
      BREAKING: Pittsburgh Police Preparing For ‘Riots’ When Trump Fires Mueller
    • House GOP Demands Mass Prosecutions Of Trump’s Political Enemies
      House GOP Demands Mass Prosecutions Of Trump’s Political Enemies
    • President Liar Pants Just Made Up His Own Approval Rating To Prove He’s Popular
      President Liar Pants Just Made Up His Own Approval Rating To Prove He’s Popular
    • The Tea Party
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    • Politicians Behaving Badly
    • Election 2014
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  • Racism
    • BREAKING: The Military Is Not A Fan Of Trump Or His White Nationalist Base, According To New Poll
      BREAKING: The Military Is Not A Fan Of Trump Or His White Nationalist Base, According To New Poll
    • State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
      State Dept. Gives Trump HUGE F**k You Over Latest Muslim Ban – Trump Will Be PISSED
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
  • Science
    • Trump Tells EPA All Scientific Data Must Go Through Review By ‘Political Staff’ Before Publication
      Trump Tells EPA All Scientific Data Must Go Through Review By ‘Political Staff’ Before Publication
    • Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
      Terrifying: Badlands National Park’s Science Tweets In Defiance Of Trump’s Ban Have Been Deleted
    • Trump Has Now Banned Two More Federal Agencies From Using Social Media
      Trump Has Now Banned Two More Federal Agencies From Using Social Media
  • Humor
    • ‘Stupid Son Of A B*tch’: David Letterman UNLOADS His Comedic Savagery On President ‘Trumpy’ (VIDEO)
      ‘Stupid Son Of A B*tch’: David Letterman UNLOADS His Comedic Savagery On President ‘Trumpy’ (VIDEO)
    • Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
      Stephen King Trolls Paranoid POTUS: ‘OBAMA NEVER LEFT THE WHITE HOUSE! He’s in the closet!’
    • Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
      Trump BRUTALLY Mocked Using Parade Floats During Mardi Gras And German Parades (VIDEO)
  • Videos
    • This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
      This Extremely Heartfelt Letter From Obama To Shooting Survivors Is Breaking The Internet
    • Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
      Sean Spicer’s Fake Story EXPLODES In His Face: ‘I Was Not Wiretapped’ By Obama (VIDEO)
    • WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
      WATCH: Patronizing Trump Fan Lectures Female Reporter About ‘Black Supremacists’ In Basketball (VIDEO)
  • Human Interest
    • Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
      Lady Liberty Goes Completely Dark, Joins #THERESISTANCE
    • Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
      Ben Carson Says Slaves Were ‘Immigrants’ Pursuing Happiness In Bizarre First Meeting At HUD (VIDEO)
    • Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
      Tennessee Republicans Propose Bill Declaring Children Born By Artificial Insemination ‘Illegitimate’
  • Weird News
    • If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
      If The Obamas EVER Did What Kellyanne Was Doing On The Oval Office Sofa The GOP Would’ve Impeached
    • Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
      Report: WH Staffers Struggle To Provide Trump With Enough Praise To Keep Him Stable
    • I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)
      I Threw Up A Little: Ted Cruz Describing Queso Dip Dripping Down His Chin Is Your Daily WTF (VIDEO)

John Prager

John Prager is an unfortunate Liberal soul who lives uncomfortably in the middle of a Conservative hellscape.John is the managing editor of Winning Democrats. He moonlights as a counselor at one of Barry Soetoro's FEMA re-education camps and as a HAARP weather control coordinator.John's life's aspiration is to rule the world with an iron fist, or find that sock he's been looking for.Feel free to email him at [email protected] if you have any questions or comments.

News, PoliticsApril 18, 2018

BREAKING: Pittsburgh Police Preparing For ‘Riots’ When Trump Fires Mueller

By John Prager

If you plan on protesting the upcoming firing of Robert Mueller, be careful. Police have already decided that you are the enemy. In fact,…

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News, PoliticsApril 18, 2018

House GOP Demands Mass Prosecutions Of Trump’s Political Enemies

By John Prager

We’ve almost reached the point of no return. Nearly a dozen of Trump’s allies in the House have signed a letter demanding that Attorney…

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News, PoliticsApril 17, 2018

Watch These Dumbass Conservatives Blame Comey For Trump’s Pee Tape Paranoia

By John Prager

Conservatives are a strange sort of people who seem unable to a.) recognize or b.) care about reality as long as someone is catering…

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News, PoliticsApril 17, 2018

White Georgia Man Unloads On ‘N****r’ In Road Rage Tantrum

By John Prager

In Trump’s America, it seems almost perfectly normal to see yet another story about a white guy attacking an African-American man over something nonsensical,…

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News, PoliticsApril 17, 2018

Trump Cancels New Russia Sanctions As Soon As They Are Announced

By John Prager

It’s no secret that Donald Trump has wanted Vladimir Putin to be his “new best friend” since the Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow in…

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News, PoliticsApril 16, 2018

BREAKING: Trump Laywer’s Mystery Third Client Revealed

By John Prager

You know that mystery client that former Trump attorney Michael Cohen fought tooth and nail to keep secret? Well, that person’s identity has just…

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News, PoliticsApril 14, 2018

Michael Cohen Is Completely F*cked Thanks To New Information Mueller Obtained

By John Prager

“I have never been to Prague in my life” is not a normal thing for someone to say if they have not only been…

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News, PoliticsApril 13, 2018

Trump Unleashes Pathetic Unhinged Rant After McCabe Report Released

By John Prager

On Friday, the Inspector General released the DOJ’s justification for rushing to fire Andrew McCabe just says before he was slated to retire —…

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News, PoliticsApril 13, 2018

Twitter Rejoices As Comey Confirms Trump Is Worried About Pee Pee Tapes

By John Prager

For the story of Donald Trump paying a couple Russian hookers to pee for him being fake news, Donald Trump sure is worried about…

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News, PoliticsApril 12, 2018

Tea Party Superstar Found Guilty Of 23 Felonies

By John Prager

Remember Steve Stockman?  You may not, as the Right has presented us with such a steady stream of morons, dipshits, racists, bigots, Nazis, racists,…

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